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Women in STEM

by Bell Burnell & the Pulsars

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1.
Tu Youyou 03:25
When your love runs dry, when your parents cannot cry, you sigh "I can't bear it" Afraid to look at the sky and the river beds dry no more, can't bear it Where. The. French. grow red in cheek and the sunset fades, on post-colonial days Where. The. Brits grow. drunk on G&Ts and the sunset fades, on post-colonial days Where. The locals grow. sick on bush meat what will the children eat? (I've got what you need) Steep. That. Sweet. wormwood, let it simmer, herbal remedies, another summer's tea Where the Yanks grow sick of burying Dead overseas Where the Yanks grow sick of burying Their dead overseas
2.
adiabatically, demagnetise me I've got the Chien-Shiung blues Chien-Shiung Wu, Uranium 253, 1956, don't know what Chien-Shiung blues, Uranium 253, 1956, don't know what aiabatically, she demagnetised me that's why I've got the Chien-Shiung blues
3.
Hey, don't worry ma, I'll be back in Hot Spring before you know it, can't stay away from the Arkansas apple blossom tree, just send me a Facebook or Whatsapp, we can keep in touch Hey, don't worry ma, I'm just off to the big city, get my doctorate degree and become a world leading child psychologist, no biggie Hey don't worry ma this court case isn't such a big deal Hey don't worry ma don't believe everything you read on Buzzfeed Hey don't worry ma we're definitely gonna win it
4.
Mary Anning 02:36
take a stroll, down to Sandy Beach with my dog Tray (oh yeah) gents in hats, stand on the edge-of-the-cliff-top they'd never guess, what monsters keep, my basket safe cos they don't know, what it is-that-i-look-for fossil-ised score, first Ples-iosaur up above, pterosaur, easy (peasy) there's hundreds more She sells sea shells on the sea shore
5.
Marie Curie 04:22
Marie Curie, cure cure cure cure Marie Curie, cure cure cure cure Marie Curie, cure cure cure cure Marie Curie, cure cure cure cure Look into my heart, tell me What do you see? How many pieces of shrapnel embedded in me? Silver and chloride look through the screen, must be an angel staring at me
6.
"hey Buzz, in the window check out those babes wanna dock my ship in their sweet embrace" "hey Armstrong, after so long how could it be? A whole babe space station was waiting for me" space dog Sputnik, you're my bitch chain you to my heels I'm the Soviet witch
7.
Ada Lovelace 01:46
8.
Jane Goodall 01:59
Ta-ma-Go-tchi Be my-Baby-chimpan ZEE~! running through the polygon trees just remember to feed me hatched from the egg inside of your head I'm your baby tamagotchi chimpanzee
9.
Lise Meitner 03:17
last night I said, "I'm onto a winner" so give me some OJ, give me some OJ called you up, but you weren't home just gimme some OJ, gimme some OJ gimme some OJ, gimme some OJ gimme some OJ, gimme some OJ sat in the canteen, conference motel and the waitress comes round, with the coffee pot I say "No, just give me some OJ" get to reception, they're calling names alphabetically, when's it gonna come to me, they're only on someone named Pierre and I'm stuck in the middle hours pass by, conference hall, glazed eyes daydream, social rejection, that left me energised but it's my time, now that they're announcing the prize stop swiping right, look up and see this guy on stage, with a smug grin on his face my heart falls of a cliff, when I realise that discovery was mine IT'S NOT THE AUGER! IT'S NOT THE AUGER! IT'S NOT THE AUGER! IT'S NOT THE AUGER! Sorry, but you're out of your mind you're too late, that discovery was mine I just want to be recognised but this prick on stage, will right his name on time MEITNER ELECTON got there first, back in '22! MEITNER ELECTON you're too late, so fuck you! give me some OJ, give me some OJ happened once, it'll happen again give me some OJ, give me some OJ I got snubbed (give me some OJ) more than once (give me some OJ) old white men (give me some OJ) bag of cunts give me some OJ, give me some OJ give me some OJ, give me some
10.
read all about it, heard it in the news read all about it, heard it in the news you were heart broken, they stole your breakthrough head to the lab, with a cup of tea he's working late, so pleased to see ya you smile back, heart beating fast and in the corner, that cheap tat a tasteless model, (of) your priceless molecule the fame that came, how could they take it all? you notice the generator, still running hot and hatch a plan, right on the spot “there's something wrong, with my XRD could you please, check it for me?” you guide him, to look inside when you shove him hard, doors open wide there's a struggle and, he knocks you back slaps you with, the back of his hand he picks up the receiver, too assuredly “hello operator, get me security” his back is turned, get off your knees while he looks the other way, approach the stage grab the helix, pull out the wire garotte him dead, 'crick' goes his neck head to the dean's office you heard he was away, going on vacation rifle through, the bureau draws you know what you're looking for you know what you're looking for cold metal from, the last great war beneath the papers, your hands touch cold fingertips clench round the pistol grip, fingertips clench round, the gun and at this time of night, there's no one around so you head to the bedchambers, knock on the door he opens the door in a night gown his stern frown softens into a smile “how condescending,” you think he asks if you want a night cap you oblige and start to chit-chat he comments that he still hasn't heard from his old friend, finishing up in the lab you smile, but he notices a glint in the corner of your eye he double takes, as he spots a smirk and he double takes his voice drops low, and he takes a breath a bead of perspiration, starts to sweat across his brow, as he dials now the phone keeps ringing, down in the lab below he pushes past and out the door storming down the corridor floor you follow brisk, keeping up the pace flushes of cold metal, against each step you take turning corners, his furling gown casting long shadows, as you follow him around and enter the lab, where you see him stooped over a lifeless corpse, his friend and collaborator he turns to stare down the barrel of a gun fingers curled round the trigger ready to deliver, you drop the smile and whisper “it's elementary my dear Mark Watson, now you're gonna eat my fucking lead” eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead, eat my fucking lead
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turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ in the future girls are gonna teach ya it's nothing serious just our modern day Nigeria "i don't wanna turn it in she's gonna mark me down just for being a boy and what the hell is geophysics anyway?" turn it in! don't turn it in~
13.
oh, florence! where did you go? you went to Crimea you are the nightingale of my heart you invented a new kind of pie chart cry me a Crimea a river take me to the infirmary I would happily get gangrenous foot in the trench if it meant another night in your sweet embrace Crimea, cry me a river I cried a river, over you florence, nightingale of my heart, you invented a new kind of pie chart
14.
Supervisor 00:25
"I wrote this song about my supervisor"
15.
turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ turn it in! don't turn it in~ in the future girls are gonna teach ya it's nothing serious just our modern day Nigeria "i don't wanna turn it in she's gonna mark me down just for being a boy and what the hell is geophysics anyway?" turn it in! don't turn it in~

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Recorded on our mobile phones in 2020, Women in STEM is a double A-side EP, with A-Side 'Bat-cave goth' and A-side 'Nerdcore.' In Women in STEM, Bell Burnell & the Pulsars celebrate a few of those great powerhouses of science who deserve a little more recognition. Women in STEM is both educational and angry.

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released January 12, 2020

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